[BGB] Fw: Early retirement-Good One!!

[Gregg Belevick]

>From: "Brewer Eddy" <brewer327 at cox.net>
>To: "Gregg Belevick" <gbelevick at hotmail.com>
>Subject: Fw: Early retirement-Good One!!
>Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 18:06:40 -0500
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>Subject: Early retirement-Good One!!
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>   The American Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer 
>an
>   early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for
>   retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
>   between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those 
>two
>   points would be.
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>   The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of 
>his
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>   head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out 
>with
>   a bonus of $72,000.
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>   The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be 
>measured
>   from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with
>   $96,000.
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>   The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, 
>when
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>   asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my 
>weenie
>   to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want 
>to
>   reconsider; explaining about the nice big checks the previous two 
>officers
>   had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go
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>   along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
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>   The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em,"
>   which he
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>   did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the 
>Chief's
>   weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where 
>are
>   your testicles?"
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>   The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."
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>   *** B here:   And here I thoughthe was just gonna have them go 'round 
>the long way...
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>   Chief and sargeants, where would we be without'em!???

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