[BGB] Fw: Ho, ho, ho!!

[Gregg Belevick]

>From: "Brewer" <brewer327 at cox.net>
>To: <gbelevick at hotmail.com>
>Subject: Fw: Ho, ho, ho!!
>Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:03:17 -0400
>
>
>----- Original Message ----- From: "Jean B. Eddy, D.V.M." 
><jeanandbrewer at cox.net>
>To: "'Brewer'" <brewer327 at cox.net>
>Sent: Sunday, July 29, 2007 8:47 AM
>Subject: FW: Ho, ho, ho!!
>
>
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>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: Elizabeth Herndon [mailto:libbyanne at mailstation.com]
>>Sent: Saturday, July 28, 2007 9:08 PM
>>To: jeanandbrewer at cox.net
>>Subject: Fwd:Ho, ho, ho!!
>>
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------
>>Fighter Pilot
>>
>>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is 
>>a
>>good looking older retired F-100 pilot in his sixties and the other is a
>>gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.  The circus owner tells them, 'I'm 
>>not
>>going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer 
>>so
>>you guys better be good or you're   history! Here's your 
>>equipment----chair,
>>whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?'
>>
>>The blonde says, 'I'll go first.'
>>
>>She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
>>lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
>>bout half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful 
>>naked
>>body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
>>starts licking feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire
>>body for several mintues and then rests his head at her feet.
>>
>>T he circus owner's jaw is on the floor.  He says, 'I've never seen a
>>display  like that in my life.' He then turns to the retired pilot and
>>asks,'Can you  top that?'
>>
>>The tough old pilot replies, ' No problem, just get that damn lion out of
>>the way!'
>>
>>***
>
>Amen, brother, amen.......
>

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