[BGB] Really Stupid Criminal Tricks

[Jim Barbaro]

Oooh!
Extra special place in hell for trying to mug a 
nun, I would think.  Let's eavesdrop:

Satan:  "I am torn between having him do the dog 
paddle across the Lake of Boiling Monkey Vomit 
for sixty eons or having an antfarm made out of 
his gastrointestinal system for eighty eons."
Beezlebub:    "Why compromise, my Lord?  Surely, 
there is enough eternity for both."
Satan:  "Hmm, you may be right,  And please don't call me Shirley."


Jim



At 11:11 AM -0400 8/16/07, Robert Geurden wrote:
>I came across this news headline - never rob 
>somebody who has taken a vow of poverty......
>
>
>MADISON, Wis. —  A would-be thief came up 
>empty-handed after trying to rob a nun who had 
>taken a vow of poverty.
>
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